Friday, June 23, 2006

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I don't care if it rains of freezes
Long as I got my Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through my trials and tribulations
And my travels through the nations
With my Plastic Jesus I'll go far
Plastic Jesus! Plastic Jesus,
Riding on the dashboard of my car
I'm afraid
He'll have to go
His magnets ruin my radio
And if I have a wreck
He'll leave a scar.
Riding down a thoroughfare
With His nose up in the air,
A wreck may be ahead,
but He don't mind.
Trouble coming
He don't see,
He just keeps His eye on me
And any other thing that lies behind.
Plastic Jesus! Plastic Jesus,
Riding on the dashboard of my car ...
Though the sunshine on His back
Make Him peel, chip and crack,
A little patching keeps Him up to par.
When I'm in a traffic jam
He don't care if I say "damn"
I can let all my curses roll
Plastic Jesus doesn't hear
'Cause he has a plastic ear
The man who invented plastic saved my soul.
Plastic Jesus! Plastic Jesus,
Riding on the dashboard of my car ...
Once His robe was snowy white,
Now it isn't quite so bright -
Stained by the smoke of my cigar.
If I weave around at night,
And policemen think I'm tight,
They never find my bottle - though they ask.
Plastic Jesus shelters me,
For His head comes off, you see
He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask.
Plastic Jesus! Plastic Jesus,
Riding on the dashboard of my car ...
Ride with me and have a dram
Of the blood of the Lamb -
Plastic Jesus is a holy bar.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Divine!

I didn't know Divine made a video. So nice to see my favorite drag queen in action. I miss her so much! Somehow I got through life without knowing there's a bunch of Divine music out there. It's crummy Casio dance music, but I don't care. I still love it. I'm download some right now! GAWD IT'S BAD! Excellent ...

Saturday, June 10, 2006

I Finally Know What I Am (Politically, That Is)

All this time I thought I was a Libertarian, but no ... it turns out I'm a "South Park" Republican.
I found the link after reading a great quote about all the crap over Anne Coulter's comments. This sums it up so damn nicely:
"The problem with Coulter is that she is a form of camp, is she not? The minute you take her seriously, you lose grip on her reality. She's not a social or political commentator. She's a drag queen impersonating a fascist. I don't even begin to believe she actually believes this stuff. It's post-modern performance-art."
--Commentator Andrew Sullivan (who is identified as a "South Park" Republican)