The Huell Howser Drinking Game
I love the Huell. He's even got an entry on Wikipedia. I enjoy him so much, in fact, that I have invented a drinking game to be played when watching any of his programs, such as "Road Trip With Huell Howser" or "California's Gold."
Every time Huell says "wwwwwooooowwwwww..." drink. Not just a "wow" but "wwwwwwwwooooowwww." You'll know it when you hear it.
Every time Huell says something obvious, drink. Example: "So the people of the town would bring their mail right here to this post office?"
And every time Huell addresses his cameraman, drink. Example: "Hey, look at this [Luis/Troy/Cameron]."
(OK, I'm not actually suggesting anyone try this as it likely would put 'em in the hospital!!)
Every time Huell says "wwwwwooooowwwwww..." drink. Not just a "wow" but "wwwwwwwwooooowwww." You'll know it when you hear it.
Every time Huell says something obvious, drink. Example: "So the people of the town would bring their mail right here to this post office?"
And every time Huell addresses his cameraman, drink. Example: "Hey, look at this [Luis/Troy/Cameron]."
(OK, I'm not actually suggesting anyone try this as it likely would put 'em in the hospital!!)

7 Comments:
Can we play it with shots of Michelob Ultra? We might not get too smashed, but it would do wonders for cleaning out the bladder....
WWHD?
(what would Huell drink?)
Evertime Huell says, "That's amazing!"...drink.
Everytime Huell uses the words 'historic' and 'history'...drink.
Everytime Huell shakes a persons hand and doesn't let go for an uncomfortable amount of time...you guessed it! Drink!
Lastly, when Huell interviews someone and they give him that look that says, "Is this guy serious???"...drink.
A drinking game where you learn stuff!
Do drink every time Huell takes the thing that his tour guide just said and turns it back into a question (prefaced by "wow").
Guide: "Governor Pardee sat in this chair when he visited this mansion in 1862."
HH: "Wow. So you mean Governor Pardee sat in this chair in 1862?"
Dear god, this would kill people.
How about every time Huell adds extra consonants to his words. Like "Califo-ornia's Go-old".
Every time Huell says "What are YOU doin' over here?" you must drink.
Oh, I say this was an original idea back in 2005 when I launched my podcast.
Nice to see you in my community (drink!), Huell!
Now go rip-off somebody else!
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